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Guitar Joke of the Day

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  • This topic has 3 replies, 4 voices, and was last updated 1 month, 2 weeks ago by San Luis Rey.
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    • March 29, 2026 at 11:05 am #411791
      charjo
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        Pick

      • March 29, 2026 at 12:02 pm #411794
        Michael Krailo
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          I’ve gotten real good at getting those picks out quickly but a simple fine mesh screen over the hole could eliminate this problem forever. Nah, it’s one of the rights of passage getting that pick out of the belly of the guitar.

          Go slow and practice correct technique, and your abilities will dramatically improve.

        • March 29, 2026 at 3:16 pm #411804
          sunjamr
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            Best to remove the strings and feed a cytoscope thru the hole, then use a laser guided spatula to gently remove the pick.

            Sunjamr Steve

          • March 29, 2026 at 6:39 pm #411816
            San Luis Rey
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              Then the Physicist needs Dr John the remove the pick from his airway!

              Mike

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